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spandex...what do i need that for i got a great fig.   
05:43pm 10/09/2004
 
mood: full
music: the someone else ep
my therapist told me to be positive about my fat ass

i realized this morning how much i miss ricki lake.

she was a fatty to nooo where did he go1!!?!?!?!?

i went to stapesl dfors some paper for me printer... bnit i bought a box of office candy.

it was up high and i wanted to ride the ladder things they have but i broke it in 5 pieces of pudding.

i went to the ccanrvical gthe other nioght ans they wouldnt let me rifghe the elephants.

i crushed his pelvis last time.

axcvtuallu, ot was cirque de soplei. so i peed.

the fried dough was superbly eatten by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

I purchased the new Macy Gray CD the other night, and I must say I was quite pleased with my purchase. I also smeared jelly on the cover.. and ate it.


macy is sucha nice name for a black man. really classy id say wow what a voice on that honker

my cell phone died now i dont know how ill get myself washed.

i got my neck shaved today by an irish lady named BWEAA. she stabbed me

coco pebbles

which reminds me im not eatting when i type so i gotta go and fatten up goooo atikins!!!!!!!!!

douh!		  
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she loved to do the wild thannnnnnnng   
06:38pm 14/06/2004
 
mood: hungry
music: tone loccccccccccc
posse it up.

i desire a large bundle of cherries

drag queens touch my chin
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(S)

elite!

fat people tend to not be able to breathe well when climbing up stairs... trust me on that one

funky mother fucknig cold medina

I need 50 dollassss to make you holla. chuckatoo
!

say what?

hatal la viatsa baby


hand puppets like woah

i saw a grapefruit today,

baby

i need a date for the social at the rotary club.

I work in areas heavily populated with ticks.

my saturn doesnt ggahve air cionditioning.

sheena was a maaaaaaaaan

aint no playa with a man. doesnt amtter od speelhingl

on that note

foodspeed,
don vitus maziximons		  
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billy bill! tj baby!   
06:34pm 10/06/2004
 
mood: horny
music: country music man am i hungry
surfing

aluminum foil.

guavas1

proops

a steak heart attack

pilsbury toaster strudel (sp?)

i ate goat burgers at burger king.

i have a problem with my elbow.

...bastket

i still fukcnig love letterday man! yeahuhjh boo boo boo

country music makes me hungry

and horny

seeded buns

also make me hornyt

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how to be a hollywood cool cat   
12:46pm 26/05/2004
 
mood: hungry
music: shake your rump- my bois
I got lost on the way to work today.
i followed a girl scout to some odd place because..she had cookies.
turns out it wasnt a girl scout at all... i was delisional from being so hungry. it was only a mail box. damn.

i enjoy Arab rap.


letterday kicks so much ass. i love those girls.


I'm going to Purity soon to get some food. Then if they dont open the doors for me ill go to the FOOOOOOOODmaster.


I usually forget to buy paper towels when i go shopping.

Oddly enough i buy excess amounts of olive oil... and grapes.. for me.. not you.

i fucking love grapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foodily yours,
don		  
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I'm SO hungry right now.   
09:09pm 25/05/2004
 
mood: hungry
music: "Fire On High" -ELO!!
You're such a Dick Lwios.

you tongued me tallallachuckoo!!

leave me grapes alone!		  
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