urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray Turn on your radio.. so I can sing to you. bigassray 2004-09-10T21:50:05Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray:1381 2004-09-10T21:50:05Z 2004-09-10T21:50:05Z the someone else ep my therapist told me to be positive about my fat ass<br /><br />i realized this morning how much i miss ricki lake.<br /><br />she was a fatty to nooo where did he go1!!?!?!?!?<br /><br />i went to stapesl dfors some paper for me printer... bnit i bought a box of office candy.<br /><br />it was up high and i wanted to ride the ladder things they have but i broke it in 5 pieces of pudding.<br /><br />i went to the ccanrvical gthe other nioght ans they wouldnt let me rifghe the elephants.<br /><br />i crushed his pelvis last time.<br /><br />axcvtuallu, ot was cirque de soplei. so i peed.<br /><br />the fried dough was superbly eatten by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee<br /><br />I purchased the new Macy Gray CD the other night, and I must say I was quite pleased with my purchase. I also smeared jelly on the cover.. and ate it.<br /><br /><br />macy is sucha nice name for a black man. really classy id say wow what a voice on that honker<br /><br />my cell phone died now i dont know how ill get myself washed.<br /><br />i got my neck shaved today by an irish lady named BWEAA. she stabbed me<br /><br />coco pebbles<br /><br />which reminds me im not eatting when i type so i gotta go and fatten up goooo atikins!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />douh! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray:1071 2004-06-14T22:44:27Z 2004-06-14T22:44:27Z tone loccccccccccc posse it up.<br /><br />i desire a large bundle of cherries<br /><br />drag queens touch my chin<br />\<br />(S)<br /><br />elite!<br /><br />fat people tend to not be able to breathe well when climbing up stairs... trust me on that one<br /><br />funky mother fucknig cold medina<br /><br />I need 50 dollassss to make you holla. chuckatoo<br />!<br /><br />say what?<br /><br />hatal la viatsa baby<br /><br /><br />hand puppets like woah<br /><br />i saw a grapefruit today,<br /><br />baby<br /><br />i need a date for the social at the rotary club.<br /><br />I work in areas heavily populated with ticks.<br /><br />my saturn doesnt ggahve air cionditioning.<br /><br />sheena was a maaaaaaaaan<br /><br />aint no playa with a man. doesnt amtter od speelhingl<br /><br />on that note<br /><br />foodspeed,<br />don vitus maziximons urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray:937 2004-06-10T22:39:04Z 2004-06-10T22:39:04Z country music man am i hungry surfing<br /><br />aluminum foil.<br /><br />guavas1<br /><br />proops<br /><br />a steak heart attack<br /><br />pilsbury toaster strudel (sp?)<br /><br />i ate goat burgers at burger king.<br /><br />i have a problem with my elbow.<br /><br />...bastket<br /><br />i still fukcnig love letterday man! yeahuhjh boo boo boo<br /><br />country music makes me hungry<br /><br />and horny<br /><br />seeded buns<br /><br />also make me hornyt<br /><br />s urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray:552 2004-05-26T16:51:40Z 2004-05-26T16:51:40Z shake your rump- my bois I got lost on the way to work today.<br />i followed a girl scout to some odd place because..she had cookies.<br />turns out it wasnt a girl scout at all... i was delisional from being so hungry. it was only a mail box. damn.<br /><br />i enjoy Arab rap.<br /><br /><br />letterday kicks so much ass. i love those girls.<br /><br /><br />I'm going to Purity soon to get some food. Then if they dont open the doors for me ill go to the FOOOOOOOODmaster.<br /><br /><br />I usually forget to buy paper towels when i go shopping.<br /><br />Oddly enough i buy excess amounts of olive oil... and grapes.. for me.. not you.<br /><br />i fucking love grapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />foodily yours,<br />don urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bigassray:399 2004-05-26T01:10:47Z 2004-05-26T01:10:47Z "Fire On High" -ELO!! You're such a Dick Lwios.<br /><br />you tongued me tallallachuckoo!!<br /><br />leave me grapes alone!